Wednesday, June 6, 2007

In the news

Be sure to keep tabs on your enormous squirrel! Personally, I think he just wanted to run into the street when there was a particularly large truck approaching.

It ain't a drink if it ain't a drink! "We are aiming for the youth market." Sweet.

Mohammed is the new Jack. Thanks to My Cooperman for sending me this one.

6 comments:

Unknown said...

Hat Tip, Philip! HAT TIP!!!

Anonymous said...

"Fred was a one of the squirrels featured in the Parade of Squirrels program by the Tiffin Chamber of Commerce."

Of course. In an unrelated story, police seized twelve pounds of marijuana from the Tiffin Chamber of Commerce following up on a tip from a citizen who didn't think his tax dollars should pay for people to get high and think of parade ideas.

Anonymous said...

"The squirrels were on display from June 15, 2005, to Oct. 1, 2005, and sold at auction later that October to benefit the City of Tiffin Bikeways and Walkways project."

Local squirrels protested the use of their likenesses to finance a project that would result in the removal of acorn-producing trees in favor of concrete and worthless landscaping.

Anonymous said...

MC=Mike C or Mark C?

Flipper said...

Okay, by popular demand - I updated the post to make it fully clear to whom the HT is directed.

Anonymous said...

Guess it could have been Hammer, too!