Monday, October 29, 2007

The dryer is trying to kill me!

Moving a load of laundry this morning, I noticed a warning label inside the door of our clothes dryer. It says:

No washer can completely remove oil. Do not dry anything that has ever come into contact with oil (including cooking oils).
...
Failure to follow these instructions could result in death or fire.


I can see how, in theory, disobeying these rules could result in fire. What I fail to understand is how it could result in death -- exclusive of fire. The "or" suggests that either possibility, death or fire, could happen independently of the other.

Now I'm terrified that next time I go open the dryer, there's going to be a shotgun inside there, aimed squarely at me.

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